hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

hamtastrophe:

please stop presenting news on tumblr about the latest events in the form of 20 tweets vertically lined up all saying the exact same thing

undereyelouisvuittons:

Lush employee: hi can I help u
Me: I’m fine thanks :)
Them: *grabs my arm and starts smearing yogurt on it* this is our new product ‘fisting a cloud’

arcticsmonkeygifs:

Submarine Soundtrack (2010), Songs by Alex Turner

youngvlcanoes:

i need a hug and six months of sleep

grapefruitmimosa:

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

magic-spelldust:

concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe.

tigeressss:

goals for 2015:
less upsetti, more spaghetti

folieadetox:

christmas list:

• no more anxiety 
• $$$$$$
• clear skin